Thumb drive in a washing machine?

Today, when i was takin out my bro's shirt from da washing machine.... i saw a thumb drive!!
i was wonderin wth is da thumb drive there!?
then i went to my bro,
dis is da dialogue:
Me - my dearest fatty boy (dis is wat i usually call him)
Bro - wat?
Me - y is ur thumb drive in da washing machine?
Bro- huh!?
Me - ** gave him da thumb drive **
Bro - ** he smells it **
** put it on da table **
** continued playing da comp **

dun you tink dat my bro is so sad?
he smells it and put it at a side n continued to play his comp!
i feel damn SAD!